‘MEN FIND ME IRRESISTIBLE’
The first thing that strikes you about Rita Ayim is her
size. At less than a foot tall, she is nothing short of a micro midget! And
guess what, in spite of her pint size; she has a gargantuan dream. She wants to
be an international dancer cum comedian!
Last weekend, Rita held guests spell bound with her
performance after she gate crashed into the Julius Agwu’s Crack Ya Ribs comedy
show held at Transcorp Hilton in Abuja.
Guests were blown away in the sold out show as they stood on
their seats to catch a glimpse of Rita who took to the stage and thrilled with
jokes and a high dose of Azonto dance steps. In fact, so diminutive was Rita
that Agwu instructed the engineers to switch off the smoke machine so people
could see the wonder on stage.
As I made my way to hook up with her after her performance,
I was still dazed and in awe at the little package that had held the entire
venue spellbound. Obviously realizing that I was gaping at her, she had fired
the first shot: “Is your wife as tall as I am? Or is your baby as big as I am?”
We both shared a healthy laugh as I shook hands with the Nigeria’s shortest
comedian/dancer. Welcome to the world of Rita Ayim…
The beginning
For 33-year-old Rita, right from childhood, it had always
been her dream to be a comedian and dancer. She revealed that as early as her
primary school days, she has always had a passion for the arts: “Acting has
always been my dream. It all began as a student when I was in secondary school.
I used to perform in school. During the break or when our teachers were not
around, in order to keep busy we resorted to acting to while away time. That
was how I started.”
Rita is a sheer wonder to behold. In fact, if you’re not
vigilant, you could step on her without realising it yet she exudes so much
confidence you’d think she was a diva. From where does she get her confidence?
“It’s God. When I started comedy and dancing I had a firm
belief in my skills that I could make it. After I finished secondary school at
the age of 24, I took it more seriously and anytime there was a show, I
performed. I earned N12, 000 for my first performance; that was four years ago
and ever since I have not looked back.”
Growing up
Born to a family of six, Rita is the last child. She talks
about growing up: “I was born in Calabar. That’s where my father built his
house. We were six; three boys and three girls. I was the last child. Growing
up was fun but at a very tender age I started doing things for myself. I was into
recharge card business after I finished secondary school and initially, my
business was moving smoothly.”
However, after a while, Rita says she hit a bad patch as her
business crashed because customers were not paying up. So bad was the
experience that she decided to relocate from Calabar. Recalling the sad
experience she said: “I was making money from my recharge card business. I had
a lot of customers. People just liked patronizing me. However, along the line
people started buying on credit and wouldn’t pay. I would start chasing them
all over for my money and that was the beginning of my problems. I was really
stressed up by the experience.
“Eventually my business parked up. I was so frustrated I
decided to leave Calabar. I woke up one morning and said,
‘mum, dad, I am
leaving for Makurdi to hustle’. They were surprised but they couldn’t stop me.
I wanted to go out and see the world. That was how I came to Makurdi and
discovered my talent.”
Why did she choose Makurdi and not Lagos or Abuja?
The comedian smiles as she responds: “Makurdi has always
been very close to my heart. I had seen the town on TV and read articles about
it in papers and so I just decided to give it a try.”
Today, four years later, Rita says she is happy with her
decision, as she is able to send money back home for her parents’ up keep.
“Today, they are very happy and supportive. Now they are older and not as
strong as they used to be, so I regularly send them money for their upkeep. My
father is a retired teacher,” she says with pride.
Matters of the heart
Rita says she doesn’t have a boyfriend for now because most
men are natural born cheaters. However, when she finally meets her ideal man,
she looks forward to settling down: “I don’t have a boyfriend for now. As a
woman you must have experiences. When men approach you as a lady, you should be
able to tell if the man actually loves you. A lot of boys come to me and say
‘Rita, how far? Which day would you come to know my house’ and I tell them to
‘lay off!’ These boys just want to sleep with me and dump me so I don’t listen
to them. They want to have access to me and then abandon me. That’s the reason
I don’t want to have a boyfriend for now.”
Could it be that the reason she doesn’t have a boy friend is
that men don’t ask her out?
Rita laughs out loudly as she responds waving her
hands: “No, there are millions of them approaching me because of my beauty and
height but I have decided to stick to myself for now until I find one who truly
loves me. Any man who wants to sleep me must first pay my bride price.”
Ideal man
According to Rita, she is not going to compromise her
standards as far as her dream man is concerned. She says her ideal man must
meet certain qualities. “He must be caring, loving and handsome. He should have
good qualities to maintain a loving wife. I love tall guys like you,” she adds
pointing at me as we both share another laugh.
Challenges
For Rita, it’s not been easy working as a midget
comedian/dancer. According to her, she has been rejected, ridiculed, called
names and even threatened with ritual murder on many occasions. “I have faced
many challenges in life. Some people don’t even want to shake me. People have
insulted me by calling me all sorts of names saying that people will kidnap me
and use me for money rituals,” she says adding, “these things make me afraid
and ashamed of myself and sometimes I lose the courage to do the things I have
to do. But I know that God is with me and I will make it.”
Is she making money from comedy, is it paying her
bills? “Yes a little but it could be
better,” Rita volunteers.
Advice
Rita has an advice for midgets like her. She says that they
should be courageous and hold up their chins whatever situation they find
themselves: “They should have courage and confidence and also trust in God no
matter what people do or say. God will surely make a way for them.”
Dreams
“My dream is to make it as an international
dancer and comedian. I want to be the voice for the physically challenged. I
want them to know that being challenged is not a death sentence. You can still
live your life to the fullest. I also want to be the ambassador for the
physically challenged; I want them to know that nothing can stop them from
achieving their dreams if they stay focused and prayerful.”
“OJB is hale and hearty. As I speak to you he has
successfully undergone surgery and the transplant was successful. He should be
back home soon,” a close source told Skoops.
“My dad was not a billionaire, neither was he a pauper,” he
said arching his bushy eyebrows to drive home his point, “he sent us to good
schools and we had vacations outside the country; we were okay but in 1999 we
lost him!
Ice Prince says he would ever be grateful for the lessons he
learnt from his parents which have gone a long way in shaping him today. He
says that while his dad taught him to be responsible right from an early age,
he reveals his mum taught him to respect women.
Consequently, following the success of his debut album Every
One Likes Ice Prince, the rap sensation revealed that plans have reached fever
pitch for the release of his sophomore effort entitled Zamani On Fire.
“It just didn’t come from me alone. It came from God. It
came from Jezze who made the beat, it came from Brymo who did the hook. God
inspired us to make that song. We were just kids in the studio trying to make
good music and then Oleku just happened! We can only thank God. Oleku was the
song that made me.”
Lately, Ice Prince has been obsessed with a new project,
reorienting Nigerians about the meaning of the word aboki. He actually put his
money where his mouth is when he released his single, Aboki, in 2012.
Ironically, in some quarters, the word aboki is considered derogatory. What
gave him the inspiration?
“The pictures are hot! Cybil takes off every piece of
clothing and poses in various sexy positions. This is just crazy! Why did she
have to do it? After all, she is the granddaughter of one of Nigeria’s most
successful juju musicians, King Sunny Ade,” a source said.
According to another source who spoke to superbassnaija:
“The move is not unconnected to her music career. Probably she believes that
once the pictures are trending, it would be smooth sail for her music career.” Cybil who is in her mid 20s is currently staying with her
white lover who is in his early 60s at Takwa Bay and sources say he personally
encouraged her to go nude! Meanwhile, speculation is rife that the move is not
unconnected with her career dreams of breaking into the Nigerian music
industry.
Unstoppable gospel singer, Aity Dennis, lit up New York City with her performance over the weekend as her third US tour which kicked-off in Portland, Oregon, hit New York.
Meanwhile, she joined family members to celebrate the 70th birthday of her father in-law in the US last week flanked by her husband, Dr. Dennis Inyang in a ceremony that attracted family, friends and well wishers.
Why did she choose Makurdi and not Lagos or Abuja?